So, Tuesday night was a really bad night for the Knicks. Their superstar, Latvian unicorn, Kristaps Porzingis, tore his ACL and will miss the rest of the season. However, there may be some sort of larger conspiracy at work here. Now, I know what you’re thinking, isn’t being on the Knicks a big enough curse? I know. I know. But bear with me. There is one man in the NBA capable of this type of evil, that overpowers even the evil of James Dolan.
As you all know this year’s NBA all star game differed from tradition. Instead of the typical East vs. West All Star teams, LeBron James and Steph Curry were captains and they got to draft their own teams from the players selected. The teams were picked January 25th, less than two weeks ago. Since then, LeBron has unleashed carnage on his team.
Your All-Star injury recap:
— DeMarcus Cousins: Torn Achilles, out for season
— Kevin Love: Broken bone in hand, out 6-8 weeks
— John Wall: Knee issues, out 6-8 weeks
— Kristaps Porzingis: Torn ACL
All on Team LeBron. pic.twitter.com/J3UuD4egUw
— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) February 7, 2018
When LeBron drafted Kyrie and Kevin Love to his team, two people he has openly talked a lot of shit about in the past, I was pretty confused, but now it all makes sense. LeBron carefully hand selected everyone in the league he has beef with for one reason or another and put a curse on them to take them down. Why does LeBron have beef with Kristaps, you say? Why does he have a problem with Boogie and John Wall if he’s a Kentucky fan, you ask? Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts. This is not a man of reason or rationality. He is a man that wants to take down all those who cross him.
So beware surviving Team LeBron members. It’s only a matter of time.