The NBA Hates The Small Businesses Of America (AKA Us)

It’s no surprise that the NBA hates small market teams in their league… I mean, they literally jerk it to super-teams, and I can understand why… its compelling TV. But did you know that the NBA also hates small businesses as well? Well let me tell you about a small (some people tell me it’s a nice size) sports website just trying to make their bones out here in a dog-eat-dog world.

Hash Sports, home of tons of podcasts & content but low on the totem pole of clout and validity, have been out here grindin’ like Joey Knish in Rounders, just trying to pay their bills with the occasional t-shirt sold or partnership deal signed. They will take what they can get, and aren’t too choosey (like me hunting ladies on a Friday, Sup?) when it comes to who buys what, when and where from (WE SHIP INTERNATIONALLY).

Well Adam Silver, and his dickhead team of attorney’s didn’t like that, AT ALL… so they hammered us with some C+D’s for likeness of the Lakers logo, Lebron, and fuck knows what else on some of our recently released shirts (CHECK EM ALL OUT HERE)… All in the name of the big guy. Of course, we’ve seen it a thousand times… Silver, and David Stern before him, are just out here fellating the big dogs, in this instance the Los Angeles Lakers, Magic Johnson and the most valuable franchise in their sport.

Well, this is our message to you, like Michael Scott and his slew of names for paper companies, we’ll be back with even more tasteless, stupid, copyright infringing t-shirts, just so your squad of douche-canoes can draw up another letter and send it my way… Until then, I hope whatever Magic gives ya, you can’t shake in this lifetime… Peace bitches.

P.S. “NBA Enforcement Team” LOLOL

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