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Last night the New York Red Bulls were taking on DC United and Red Bull striker Bradley Wright Phillips was sitting at 99 career goals in the MLS. BWP’s jersey number is also 99, which I think is a big time flex in general. Then only two minutes into the game he decided it was time for goal number 100.
— 💯 | New York Red Bulls (@NewYorkRedBulls) July 26, 2018
AND AN ALL TIME FLEX FROM BWP!
If this is the kind of action that the MLS is rockin with then maybe I need to get more into it. This was an all time ballsy move and to net the goal in the second minute is just dragging em on the floor. If he wouldn’t have scored in this game he would’ve looked like the world’s biggest dumdum. Some of his teammates must have known he was rocking the 100 jersey. If you get back to the locker room and have to take both jerseys off after not scoring you would be publicly shamed by your teammates. Imagine having to fold that 100 jersey and place it back in your locker for next game, that’s something some men would never be able to move past.
Now if this guy is the true flexer he appears to be he needs to rock a 101 under his jersey next game, then 102, and so on and so forth. He actually needs to score a goal every game with a new jersey every game for the rest of his career, or else he’s a bust.