We have all been here. You pour yourself a cup of coffee when you arrive at the office, grab the paper, then head straight for the handicap stall (treat yourself) to deliver your morning constitutional… Its like clockwork. So you really can’t blame the Kuch for almost missing his first round tee time this morning at The Open.
Kuch with the gazelle like speed after almost missing his tee time because he had to take a dump. Love this guy. pic.twitter.com/ifxstIEcQL
— Bobby Reagan (@BarstoolReags) July 19, 2018
If you listen to the video, Kuchar told his caddie John Wood six minutes before his tee time that he “had to use the restroom”, which is such a Kuch thing to say. “Uh hey there Johnny, excuse me I need to go potty”. So Kuch laced up his sketchers nice and tight, clenched his cheeks together and jogged up to the porta potties to take care of his business. There is nothing worse than taking a quick, nervous poo, so I’m sure Kuch was sweating this one out knowing he was on the clock.
Well, he made it. And he even had enough time to shake the officials hands in the tunnel. Hopefully for their sake he washed his hands.