In one of the more bizarre stories on the PGA Tour this season, the news broke today that Lucas Glover’s wife, Krista, was arrested late Saturday in their rental home for the Players Championship. She was charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest, and it came out that she was showering him with insults, calling him a pussy and a loser in front of their two children. This all resulted from a poor third round performance at TPC Sawgrass, and apparently this is pretty normal for Krista to berate her husband if he plays like shit in a major championship.
— Patrick Mayo (@ThePME) May 15, 2018
The first thing I did when I saw this story was check to see what Lucas Glover has done on Tour this season, and too be honest I was expecting a bunch of MC, and barely any money made. To my surprise, Glover has made all but 2 cuts this season, which has amounted to over $750,000 in prize money, good enough for top 100 on Tour in Official Money. Makes you think if Krista is still living in 2009, when Glover took home the U.S. Open at Bethpage Black, and ever since then has just been chasing that high of being a Major Champion WAG.
After Glover posted a 41 on the back on Saturday, which resulted in a MDF (Made Cut Did Not Finish aka Secondary Cut), you know the only thing on his mind after his putt on 18, was the beating he was going to get once he got home. Krista makes the Twitter trolls look like angels, and it goes to show that a random fan yelling “get in the bunker” to JT’s ball is NOTHING compared to what Krista Glover is giving to Lucas after he plays shitty on the major stages. I never thought I would feel sorry for a PGA Tour golfer, but god damn poor Lucas Glover is just making cuts and hundreds of thousands of dollars, and that’s just not good enough for Krista Glover.
**I don’t know if Lucas will ever win a major championship again, but you’d think that if he ever did, Krista has to give him a sex session that would make DJ and Paulina look like soft core porn.**