Tiger Woods revealed to the public today that his massive… CRUISE SHIP (c’mon get your head out of the gutter) is named “The Dinghy”, which he is living on this week during the U.S. Open at Shinnecock Hills. The Dinghy?? This thing is almost as big as a Viking Cruise liner Tiger.
— Billy Nangle (@billynangle) June 12, 2018
I think I know what he is doing here… and I respect the hell out of this power move. I don’t know what you call your dick Tiger, and really I do not have to know, but what I do know is this… nothing that is owned by Tiger Woods is allowed to be named anything that constitutes “big” or “large in size” because that is reserved for the biggest and best thing in Eldrick’s life… his man hammer. “I shall call my yacht… the Dinghy! So that nothing overshadows my penis”
*Side note… El’Dick Woods would be a great name for Tiger’s penis.
Let’s have a look at Tiger’s “Dinghy”… (his boat you gutterbrained fools).
Tiger and his “Dinghy” by a million this week!