If it wasn’t obvious already, it is now pretty fucking clear that this is the year of BVD. Super Bowl? Check. Winning my own company’s March Madness pool because some dummy forgot/refused to fork over the $20 entry fee… Check. Shoutout to everyone who joined our bracket challenge this year, we (I) couldn’t have done it without you. With over 60 people this year competing for the covenant prize of being the “Hash Sports Bracketologist”, oh and $1,200 buckaroos, we quickly became one of the hottest bracket contests in the streets. Can’t wait to see where we go next year… move the fuck on over Warren Buffett.
But seriously, how shitty must you feel about yourself when you decide not to pay the measly $20 entry fee then end up winning the whole damn thing? I for one could never live with myself. While the money may not be life changing, turning $20 in to $840 is a pretty pretty pretty good ROI. So sorry, not sorry gene.pepper85, it may say 1st place but you may as well be dead fucking last. In fact, your name doesn’t deserve to be anywhere on this list. Maybe one day you will have written on your tombstone, “The Best Bracket to Never Count” – gene.pepper85
As to what I’m going to do with my winnings you ask? The only responsible thing to do as the leader of this company… buy a brand new iC-Space Shiatsu Recliner Head Massage Chair Sliding Full Body L-Track
Thank you everyone (especially gene.pepper85 for being a cheap bastard) for a great March Madness and an even better bracket challenge. Hope to take all of your money again next year.
P.S. Don’t be a Gene…