John Elway recently announced that Broncos head coach Gary Kubiak will take the week off after suffering a “complex migraine” on Sunday. Gary, you sir are a genius. Not only did you get out of talking to the media after a loss, but now you can sit on your couch and watch the game on Thursday night rather than traveling to San Diego on a short week. Now I know Kubiak has experienced some health issues in the past and in no way am I trying to make light of the situation, but let’s be honest Gary…
I am definitely saving this excuse for the next time I call in sick to work.
Me- “Hey boss I have a really bad migraine and should probably stay home and rest”
Boss- “Oh I am sorry to hear that…is it bad?”
Me- “Well it’s a really complex migraine…usually caused from underachieving and losing to the Falcons.”
Boss- “Ya sounds like you have a bad case of Kubiakdicitis.”
Thoughts and prayers coach Kubiak.