I want to preface this blog by offering up thoughts and prayers to the friends and family of Tracy Garcia. Death of any type is truly a tragedy and not a joking matter… however, could there be a more embarrassing way to go out than death by weiner dog(s)?
I’m sorry, but how do you look at this headline/picture combo and not chuckle a little bit? Such a ferocious, beast of an animal.
— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 17, 2018
Let us not forget that this was not only the act of one hotdog, but SEVEN hotdogs! Oh the humanity.
You have to be the biggest quitter in the world to just surrender yourself to a “pack” of weiner dogs. Ever heard of the back and forth motion you can make with your legs? It’s called “kicking” and it’s quite an effective method for warning off animals that stand 3 inches off the ground. I’m gonna steal a phrase from my good friend BMac, this woman was soft as butter.
This is what my boy Charles Darwin was preaching about… natural selection, the theory of evolution, only the strong will survive. Cut the fat. Humans are far superior to any other species on the planet, so it’s a little embarrassing to mankind when we lose one of our own to a pee-brained midget canine. It would be like a squirrel being killed by an ant. Can you imagine the ridicule this squirrel would get?
I could go on and on but I think I have done enough damage, and will get enough heat for this blog that I should probably quit while i’m ahead. Again, thoughts and prayers to the Garcia family, we are sorry for your loss and don’t want to make light of it, however it is my job to do so.