I think so.
Ted Cruz and Jimmy Kimmel faced off in a little game of one on one last night for charity, and Jimmy took a big L.
— Michael Ciaglo (@MichaelCiaglo) June 17, 2018
You can’t challenge someone like Ted Cruz to one on one unless you know you can dominate them. There was no way Kimmel could come out looking good unless he won 11-0 and just emasculated Ted Cruz. It has to be Rovell v. Big Cat level dominance or else you look dumb for even playing them.
Ted Cruz is a widely disliked guy, even among Republicans he’s kind of a joke. Kimmel meanwhile has made a great career out of sitting behind his desk cracking jokes, and as long as he keeps that up he really can’t lose. But when you step out from behind the desk and do something like this you’re taking a huge risk, and Kimmel failed.
Now things are getting worse as Kimmel is coming off like such a loser. Him and a bunch of Twitter eggs are turning to mocking Cruz’s policies now. Umm that’s not how this works. When you get on the court for one on one none of that matters. Ted Cruz could be a mass murderer (which he actually might be, see: Zodiac Killer) but when the game starts, the basketball is all that matters.
— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) June 17, 2018
Sen. Ted Cruz beat Jimmy Kimmel 11-9 in Saturday's Blobfish Basketball Classic in Houston.
"Did you spend more time this week practicing basketball than trying to get those kids out of that detention center?" Kimmel asked Cruz on the court. https://t.co/Mp2B4BpZkv
— HuffPost (@HuffPost) June 17, 2018
— John King (@johnkingaustin) June 16, 2018
Ted Cruz channeled his inner Grayson Allen and took down Kimmel and all the libcuck Twitter eggs coming at him.
The photo America has been waiting for…
Grayson Allen + Ted Cruz = #Twinning 😂
— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) June 16, 2018
I hate both of those guys. But like I said, the final score is all that matters. Time to take your medicine Kimmel.
I think if you you get beat by Ted Cruz in basketball you should have to wear a shirt that says “I got beat by Ted Cruz in basketball” for the rest of your life, and then be buried in a tomb that says “I got beat by Ted Cruz in basketball”
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 17, 2018