Tiger, Tiger Woods y’all. Ol Eldrick announced this morning that he is going to save another golf tournament by playing in the Valspar Championship and Bay Hill (AP Invitational – RIP King) in the next two weeks. This news brings joy to the golf world, because just last year, the Valspar, put on by Innisbrook Country Club in Tampa, had been on the struggle bus getting the big names to commit, and thus sponsors and viewers alike… BUT LOOK NO FURTHER!! THE PRODIGAL SON HAS RETURNED. Like Jesus of Nazareth walking into Damascus with a bunch of whores n blind folks.. he is here to save the people, and the tournament (no clue if that actually happened).
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) March 2, 2018
Golf needs the resurgence of the Big Cat, because no matter the course, no matter the field or his score to par, he brings the viewers on his own. This is a win-win for everyone, Tiger gets more reps before The Masters, and golf fans get to see some more of what they desperately want… TIGER.
So everyone set their PGA-Live DVR’s for next Thurs and Fri, because I’m certain he will be in the featured pairings, and we will get some quality golf. CHEERS! WHAT A GREAT FRIDAY!